Today I dunked a donut in my coffee and it broke apart and had metal shavings in it…MLIC
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Today I am in 7th grade and just learned that babies aren’t born out of your belly button…MLIC
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Today, I woke up to find that the Democrats have a stranglehold on the government…MLIC
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Today my husband told me that I need to wear a bra to make my tits go back to where they belong…MLIC
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Today the TSA guy took my vibrator out of my purse, held it up and turned it off and on 3 or 4 times. I asked him to put it back in the purse and then he started looking at it from every angle then sniffed it…MLIC
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Today I have a big white dot in the middle of my forehead because my buddy put a penny on it while I was sleeping at the pool…MLIC
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Today my girlfriend told me I have a face like a horse and that I laugh like one too…MLIC
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Today I broke my collarbone. Not diving off a cliff in Mexico or breaking through a scrum on the rugby field. I broke it doing dips at the gym. Just did one too many and SNAP! 6 weeks in a sling…MLIC
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the guy i liked since hte beginning of the year is like so far away from me and everytime i try to get close it feels like we get even further. he never looks or talks to me and even if i did i can’t have a boyfriend but my sister who is younger then me can have a boyfriend, a phone, and all the love she can get from my parents! no kidding they love her more then me and i just feel really left out now. she doesn’t even study as hard as i do, and even when she receives grades that are inaciptable in the family, they love her and it’s almost like if i get an A it’s like ok but my sister gets nything higher then a C then its gold and it’s “OMG we’re so prooud of you!” i never get that never have never will. my sister looks prettier then me and though i tell my self that i am beautiful it eosn’t matter cuz i get it all the time that my sister is so much prettier then me. that makes me cry! and on top of all this everyone is calling me skinny wen i pig out on all the food i can find, and my mom says that i don’t eat enuf!…… M.L.I.CCCCC.
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Today I found out from my pet parrot that I am adopted. The parrot said “sqaaauwwwk don’t tell him he’s adopted Jeane” – Jeane being my mother’s name. I’m 15…MLIC
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